"Yes, darling son I can't believe it either!"Hmmmmm, angry or camera? You know the rest.
Please not the gorgeous floor around the stove/oven. Cork flooring from the 70's. (Did anything not fugly come from the 70's??)That bit is the last to be pulled up before the new flooring is put down. What a glorious day that will be. I'm sure the kids will be overjoyed to have floor back, so they can slide all the way from the kitchen to the other end of house again.